Nineteen eighty-four was truly a banner year. I traveled to England with my high school band, earned the rank of Eagle Scout, turned 18, worked my first of two summers on staff at Philmont Scout Ranch and entered college. Of all those milestones, a case could be made that Philmont left the strongest impression. I’d been there three times as a camper, but there’s nothing like spending nearly three months in a magical place that’s touched your soul.
From left: Me, Ken, Mark, Bill, John and Matt. (Cattle skulls anonymous.) |
Packing up Molly at the end of the season. |
Cantina del Duke with the addition under way. |
Besides the
official program activities, we added some fun of our own. We challenged crews
to Wiffle ball games – we always won, even if it meant dragging games out
countless innings ’til we finally had more runs. Afternoons in the cantina
could be slow, so squirt-gun fights occasionally broke out. I believe the first
was initiated by some scouts who liberated my pistol during a contest of
marksmanship that involved shooting paper cups off the bar. They thought they
had got the better of me, but I had a secret weapon: The pump-action backpack
sprayer for fighting backcountry fires rested just outside the cantina by the brick-making
tools. That baby was the original Super Soaker! Peace through superior
firepower.
Nighttime in the
cantina was livened up with a little activity we called the chuggin’ contest.
We’d call for contestants and then line up a row of pitchers filled with root
beer. Let me just say it’s a good thing we had a sawdust floor in that place. But
what a riot that was! And the scouts loved it. We may have received one or two
complaints from scoutmasters upset about their boys barfing the night before a
long, hot hike, but most got a kick out of it.
I’m thinking we
closed the cantina at 9 so crews could hit the sack. We didn’t have a campfire
program. So, to unwind after closing I’d join the rest of the staff (Bill,
Mark, Matt, John and Ken) in the cabin where we’d listen to music and shoot the
bull. In heavy rotation were cassettes of the “Oak Ridge Boys Greatest Hits:Volume 1” and Alabama’s “Mountain Music” and “Roll On.” Turned out my dad had
two of those in his collection, so they joined me at Western Illinois
University when I started there just a couple days after finishing up at
Philmont in late August.
We’d sing along,
doing our best to mimic that beautiful baritone on “Dream On.” And Bill would
play air drums during the break in “Mountain Music,” grinning ear-to-ear just as
he recalled Michael Martin Murphey doing during a performance of “Carolina in
the Pines” at a Philmont staff function some previous year. I was enthralled to
know Murphey had played a select show for the staff. I only knew him for “Wildfire”
at that point, but my exposure to Murphey’s music through Philmont broadened my
horizons and I bought “Blue Sky - Night Thunder” when I returned to
civilization. I’ve since acquired a greatest hits collection, which serves me
well.
So, the banner
year. As I’ve explained, my job at Abreu was officially cantina manager. Whoa!
Management position right off? And in the backcountry! Not sure how impressive
that is, but I thought it was pretty cool at the time. Still do, for that
matter. That meant slingin’ root beer and hawking chips. The root beer – Fanta by
Coca-Cola – sold for 35 cents a cup and $1.50 a pitcher. The chips – Funyons,
Ruffles, Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos and the like – were also 35 cents, I think. I
kept inventory and sales records for the summer and I recall totaling somewhere
over $13,000 in sales. That’s a lot of root beer and chips.
Well, between my
sales and the revenue generated in the cantina and trading post at Ponil, the
trading posts at Baldy Town, Ute Gulch and Phillips Junction and the trading
post and snack bar in base camp, the Philmont trading post system generated
more than $1 million in sales that summer. It was a milestone worthy of celebration. In
recognition of the sales feat, I was rewarded with a sweet little Buck Gent
lockblade pocket knife, engraved with my name, “Banner Year” and “1984” on one side
of the stainless steel handle. On that scale was an image of the Philmont bull;
on the other, a rendering of the Tooth of Time.
This prize was entirely
unexpected. I carried it in my pocket for a short while, but the wear
diminished the clarity of the bull and Tooth images, so I decided it was better
kept in storage. It remains boxed, one of my most treasured keepsakes.
PHILMONT PLAYLIST
Mountain Music -
Alabama
Seven Bridges Road
– The Eagles
Ghostbusters – Ray
Parker Jr.
Music Time (live) -
Styx
Slew Foot – James
McMurtry
Snowblind (live) -
Styx
Y’all Come BackSaloon – The Oak Ridge Boys
Carolina In ThePines – Michael Martin Murphey (Check out that grin.)
Dream On (SingleVersion) – The Oak Ridge Boys
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