Tuesday, February 14, 2012

11 Things About Me

Apparently this little "11 Things" game has been going around the blogosphere and I've been tagged by my friend Carmen Peterson. Like her, I’ll happily blather on about me with little provocation. But I work best with prompts, so I’ve stolen some of the “random things” from notes I did on Facebook. And I was never a very good reporter, so my questions for friends are half stolen, too. HERE ARE THE RULES...

1. Post these rules.

2. You must post 11 random things about yourself.

3. Answer the questions set for you in the post you were tagged in.

4. Create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.

5. Go to their blog, FB page, or wherever you can grab their attention and inform them of their obligation to the blogosphere.

About Me:

1. I am an Eagle Scout. Almost didn’t make it, but my scoutmaster cracked the whip on me and my best friend Chris, his son, and we finished just in time.

2. I love bicycling. I’m not into racing and fitness riding, just commuting and tooling around town or the countryside for fun. No better way to see the world.

3. I am named after my dad’s best friend from high school, Rob Smith, and Sean Connery. Seriously.

4. I really wanted to join the military when I was trying to figure out my path in high school. Movies like “Stripes” made it seem doable, though the Navy was my intention.

5. I enjoy horror films and chick flicks alike. :P

6. I used to really hate stupid emoticons. Now I just feel another guilt every time I use them, but they seem so useful. Like, exclamation points only convey enthusiasm. But the :P is a cute little F.U. without meaning any offense.

7. Which brings me to language. Supposedly intelligent people and/or prudes like to criticize folks who use profanity. “If you had a better command of the language you wouldn’t have to use curse words.” Fuck you. It is my command of the language that allows me to embrace its breadth and use all I can.

8. I’ve been to four foreign countries and been tattooed in one. (England, Wales, Sweden, Denmark.)

9. I can’t remember if I dream in color or black and white. But I do know that with one scary exception I am aware enough to alter conditions in my dreams so that when I am in danger, safe resolutions present themselves at my bequest. Rather cartoon-like.

10. I’m really a pretty nice guy. I mean that. Really, I am. Spread the word.

11. I’m a natural smart-ass and it takes genuine effort sometimes to keep it in check. It scares me. I’m worried I’ll make a smart-ass comment at an inappropriate time – it’s happened.


1.  If you could change your name to something different, even just for fun, what would it be?
Either Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez or something mixed-ethnic like Vladimir Jesus. Then, when people pronounced it "Heyzeus," I would correct them and say it's "Geezus." That would be funny for a while.
2.  What is the 1 household chore you could go without ever doing again?
Laundry, particularly the folding and putting away part.
3.  Tell me about your first car. (This can be the first car you drove or owned)
I inherited Mom's 1971 red Volkswagen Super Beetle. It was a great and cool car. It had character and was reliable. It wasn't without its quirks, but after I sold it to my buddy Paul Keser to buy a bike (as in bicycle), he related the story of how it was the only car his family had that would start one cold morning as they were headed to Burlington to see his grandma. The heat exchanger tubes that run from the engine, under the running boards, to the heat vents were rusted out and they were cold the whole trip and had to scrape frost off the inside of the windshield throughout the journey. But it got 'em there.
4.  Where did you grow up?
Five blocks from where I live today, three from my marriage home, right here in Galesburg.

5.  Do/did you have a nickname?  Tell me about it.
I've several nicknames. Some friends in high school called me Schmuck or Schmuckley (rhymes with Buck). In college I was the inevitable Bucko and Buckster (hey, it was the 80s). Today a couple friends call me Buckle and another prefers Diddy. The last is most interesting: My middle name, which I wrote under when I started at the paper and therefore still have a nameplate for at my desk, is Sean. I also am a father of three wonderful girls. My buddy Kent made the jump from Sean and Daddy to Sean P Diddy Combs. That was shortened to Diddy for me.
6.  How long have you been blogging?  What made you start?
I began my blog on Thanksgiving 2010 because I was amazed at the stuff I was finding while running. I'd starting collecting the more interesting or useful items and aluminum cans the day after Halloween when I found two perfectly good stocking caps in the street.
7.  If money were no object where would you go on vacation?
I'm torn between Australia (I know it's expensive and cool) and the U.K. I'd like to retire to Ireland, I think, and enjoy biking to the local pub and around the countryside whenever I felt like it. Not exactly vacation, but a vacay might be a nice introduction to that.
8.  College....did you go?   what did you study? anywhere you wanted to go, but didn't?
I could ramble about this forever. I wavered between University of Montana to study forestry and the U.S. Navy for submarines. Leaning toward the latter, my parents made a hard push for college. I ended up at Western Illinois University. I was excited, had my four years of courses mapped out the summer before I started with the intention of studying geology. Gave that up after one semester and eventually majored in English literature. Loved it. All of it.
9.  Tell me something shocking that most people don't about you.
As a young child, under age 5, I accidentally stuck a steak knife in my eye. Miraculously it went between the eyeball and eyelid and therefore caused no permanent damage. I was trying to open a bag of Brach's candies Mom had bought me at the grocery story, you know, the little bags they sold by the checkout back in the day.
10.  exercise....love? hate?  love to hate?
How to describe it? I'm not a fanatic like my friend Carmen, who started this whole deal. I often dread it, but I know how I feel afterward, which is great, pain or not. Emotionally, I am always better after a run. Period.
11.  You have 24 hours to literally run....walk....get as far as you can with only your two feet.  How far would you get?
Probably not very freakin' far. Assuming we're talking "Planet of the Apes"-style life or death situation ... I'll guesstimate 50 miles.

11 Questions for You
1. Were you named after anyone?
2. If you went to college, where and why? If not, why?
3. What was the last movie you watched?
4. What is your favorite cereal?
5. Tell me something shocking that most people don’t know about you.
6. Describe your musical taste.
7. If money were no object, where would you go on vacation?
8. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
9. Where did you grow up?
10. What is your least favorite thing about you?
11. Tell me about a favorite childhood memory.

Today's Stats
Temp: 36 degrees F outdoors (Rand indoors)
Distance: 3.1 miles
Treasure: Zip.

iPod Playlist (shuffle)
I’ve Had Enough – Lyle Lovett
The Great River – Howard Shore (The Lord of the Rings soundtrack)
Jack and Diane – John Mellencamp
Dream On – Glee Cast feat. Neil Patrick Harris
Old Brown Shoe (live) – Gary Brooker
Last Thing I Needed First Thing In The Morning – Willie Nelson
Drunken Lady of the Morning – Michael Martin Murphey
Junk – The Beatles (Anthology 3)

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Strawberries and ships

The men o' yon forest, they ask it of me
How many strawberries grow in the salt sea?
And I ask of them back with a tear in my e'e 
How many ships sail in the forest?

Dead sexy, baby!
That verse from “I Once Loved a Lad” struck me this morning. Usually some line or other catches my fancy as the songs play randomly while I run. Most times it’s just a clever turn of phrase or a double entendre or something, maybe an astute observation I either hadn’t thought of or didn’t think anybody else had. For some reason, though, today this “what’s best” banter spoke to me beyond the usual.

I think it was the notion that there are a great many wonders in this world and everybody has their favorites. As my father is fond of saying, “If everybody liked the same thing, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.” So it is good that some prefer the forest and strawberries and others the sea. For the record, I lean toward the forest, particularly in the mountains. And yet, I once dreamed of a Navy career, subs perhaps.

A little background on the above: The song appears on “Princess of Flowers,” a solo CD by Margaret Davis. Formerly of Galesburg, Margaret is the daughter of Knox College professor Rodney Davis. My close friend and former deskmate Janet Klockenga wrote The Register-Mail’s first story about Margaret when her band Avalon Rising released its self-titled debut CD. I did later stories subsequent releases by Avalon Rising, a spin-off group, Broceliande, and Margaret.

My favorite disc by this bunch of medieval troubadours is “The Starlit Jewel,” a collection of music from the works of J.R.R. Tolkien. The group put music to the songs and poems written in “The Hobbit” and “The Lord of the Rings.” Some of it is just fun – pub songs and the like – but some are truly beautiful tunes.

As for running, I stayed indoors today, er, Wednesday. It was cold, below freezing, and I resorted to my lazy ways. But at least I finally ran. Skipped Monday and Tuesday for personal reasons. Meh. Let me tell you, though, I found two goodies in the past four days despite running indoors. Sunday night on my way home from work I spotted a fuzzy-looking blob on the sidewalk at the corner of Prairie and Main, by Norwest Bank. It turned out to be a purple “PleasureWigs” wig. Kinda sexy. Now I just need to find a cutie to wear it… 

While biking all over creation on errands Wednesday I picked up a decent pair of gloves. How warm they are remains to be felt, but they’re in good condition – fleece-type gloves. I’ll test them after I wash them.

Let me just note that’s one more reason to bike and walk/run. You don’t tend to find cool stuff when you’re driving.    

Today's Stats
Temp: 28 degrees F outdoors
Distance: 3.1 miles
Treasure: 1 "Pleasure Wig" (purple, short), found Sunday night; 1 pair gloves (brown, “Chereskin” brand).

iPod Playlist (shuffle)
When the Walls CameDown - The Call (God, I love these guys. RIP, Michael Been)
Floating Back (live) - The Call
Narrow Way, Pt. 1 - Pink Floyd
Ladies Man - Joni Mitchell
Poor Poor Pitiful Me(live) - Warren Zevon (Zeve kicks it with the 12-string!)
Beautiful - Christina Aguilera (Included on a mix for my oldest daughter - true for all three.)
Station Call - Wynton Marsalis
I Once Loved a Lad - Margaret Davis

Monday, February 6, 2012

Run Between the Raindrops

Indeed. How apropos it was to start Saturday's run (yes, I begged off on Friday, but I got in three runs for the week.) with James McMurtry's "Walk Between the Raindrops." After all it was sprinkling lightly. That rather made it closer to walking between the raindrops – or running as it were – than getting genuinely soaked, which I’ve done before. And, sadly, now that I’m apartment-dwelling and lack the privacy of a yard with concealing shrubbery, I can no longer dance (OK, stand prayer-like) naked in the rain.

Pretty groovy mug, eh?
Of course, while the temps we’ve been experiencing are unseasonably warm, 40 degrees isn’t quite
naked-in-the-rain weather. Yeah, well, enough of that kind of talk. It’s a little racy for a mixed audience. I recall when I posted on Facebook the summer before last about enjoying the rain as God intended how it sent shivers (not the good kind) down the spines of some of my friends.

Well, I’m now two days past the run and three off schedule for posting these trite words so I’d better just wrap it and say, “here you go.” Good stuff is coming, though, so hang in there. I found something new and wonderful on my way home from work last night (tonight?), post-Super Bowl. I think you’ll enjoy reading about it as much as I look forward to finding an exciting use for it.   

Today's Stats
Temp: 40 degrees F
Distance: 2.63 miles
Weekly Total: 8.63 miles
Treasure: 2 plastic gas caps; 1 rainbow mug; 1/2 T-shirt (black, bottom half); 12 cans.

iPod Playlist (shuffle)
Walk Between theRaindrops - James McMurtry
Willie McBride - The Don't Be Brothers
Come On In My Kitchen - Steve Miller Band
Can't Go Home Anymore My Love - The Factotums (featuring Jimmy Page)
Calliope House - The Waterboys
I'm Afraid of Americans - David Bowie
Hard Times - David "Fathead" Newman
Money Is the Name of the Game - Koko Taylor
Highway Patrolman - Bruce Springsteen (Wow, just wow.)

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Say hello to my little friend...

I'd like to introduce you to Brittany. I think she's beautiful, I hope you do, too. She was kinda rough when I found her in the gutter last week. But I saw she had potential and I've been lookin' for a gal. I brought her home and, well, she cleaned up pretty nicely. The school-girl outfit was her idea, not mine, so lay off the perv jokes. Isn't she a doll?

Actually, yes, she is a doll. A Tye Beanie Baby to be exact. I assume her name is a nod to another Britney who (in)famously donned a school-girl outfit for a music video. Or maybe not, but I thought the connection rather clever when I pieced it together.

Brittany came into my life a week ago Monday, Jan. 23. I didn’t have much hope for her, despite my previous successful attempt at reviving a “stuffy.” You may recall “Bee Mine” Bear, found early last winter after a snow-melt, still half-buried and looking like a dog had made Bear his bitch. Bear remains with me, as I think Brit will. She’s cuter, though. As it turns out, Bear was more of a project. He required mending as well as washing. Brit came clean after a soak and a regular wash cycle.

I think we make a cute couple.

Note: Wednesday’s run was begun about 10:40 p.m.

Today's Stats
Temp: 33 degrees F
Distance: 3 miles
Weekly Total: 6 miles
Treasure: 11 cans.

iPod Playlist (shuffle)
More Than a Feeling – Boston
Thing Called Love – Bonnie Raitt
By My Side – JJ Grey & Mofro
You Turn Me On, I’m a Radio (BBC 1972) – Joni Mitchell
The Crazy Cries of Love – Joni Mitchell
She Came in Through the Bathroom Window – The Beatles (Anthology version)
Looking for the Next Best Thing – Warren Zevon
No One Like You – David Crowder Band